Loaded Chubby Unicorn Blood Slayer

KILL HILLS, SLAY LINES, SHRED GNAR

The Legendary Chubby Unicorn is back, black, red and angry. His girl was stolen and it’s time for his vengeance. He’s strong, he’s fast and he’s beefy.

He was made to slay every hill, every skateboarding discipline and impress the ladies (or dudes if you’re a lady or that’s your style).

**We hope you read the above in Hulk Hogan’s voice.**